There is a toilet on my front porch. My wedding vows prohibit me from writing a blog about the toilet on my front porch. I respect my husband enough to honor him and not complain about the amount of time it takes him to complete home improvement projects. I’m grateful to have a handy husband who does great work. Therefore, I will not be writing a blog complaining about never ending projects at my house. Please don’t pressure me because I just won’t do it. Even when I’m frustrated about only having one working bathroom, I’m going to refuse to vent my feelings publically. I will never write a blog about the toilet on my front porch.